Paper planes

We caught a Small plane to the Lombok islands which only costed $44 return, dope! the flight was around half an hour and we got served weird little breads and little waters.  Ive always wanted to take the cliche plane wing shot.  Oh and Sams holding 3.4 million dollars, epic

ARAK ATTACK

We ventured back into town that evening and met up with some friends of friends staying in a hotel right near a 7/11 type store were we picked up a bunch of Bintang longnecks for $2.20 and organised a deal with some of the locals - Arak.  This drink is 99% alcohol and smells and tastes like burnt rubber.  We gave the local around $3 dollars each and waited whilst he went on a mission, he came back with gold fish bag filled with arak and it was a done deal.  Im almost certain we were drinking petrol that night but it certainly did the job, it didnt take too much drinking for all of us to be quite drunken and as we missioned into the city my homie Sam felt the full effects of arak - this sucked.  I ended up carrying him for 6 blocks ignoring all the local methadrone dealers along the way and finally got to the club, Sam suddenly become mobile and sprinted into the club closely dodging oncoming traffic and the bouncers - we lost Sam for the night. (the club had 6 stories)
He turned up around 7-8 am the next day without a wallet and any idea of what he had been doing in the last 10 hours.. but he had a cheeseburger, so.. it was alright.

Bali Kuta - The Hustle.

This place is intense, people are constantly harrassing you and being asked for massages and transport every 2 metres becomes very tiring.  People in the stalls grab you and force you into their store, people hustling drugs - herion, mushrooms, methadrone, young girls, tattoos, dreds and little kids pick pocketing, basically a big hustling city.  Before getting into the centre of the city we saw "BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP" being a big Forrest Gump fan i had to snap a photo, i noticed two ladies wearing huge live snakes as necklaces walk past.. like it was normal to be wearing huge bright green and yellow snakes around your neck.

Marlboro Cowboy.

These are too tasty and at a $1.10 a pack - its far too dangerous.  Oh and the white filters are extra stylin.

                                             

Jet ski

After giving the elephants a scrub with a hose and brush the trainers let you go for a swim ride with the beasts, i was kinda scared.  I sat and watched whilst only a couple from our group went for a dip, it looked crazy and I like these pictures the most.

Space Jams

These elephants were trained to do allsorts, kick a soccer goal, carry a trainer around a balance beam, sit and shout, paint, Add and subtract, hoola hoop, but the gnarliest was slam dunks - you see i expected it to grab the ball and simply place it through the hoop.. no, this dude put some MJ on that shit for extra point, slammin

Jurassic Park

The safari is basically Jurassic Park except people dont get eaten and there are no failing eletric fences, you cruise about and chill with the elephants.  But the coolest thing - The elephants pick you up from your room everynight and take you to the safari resturant, very kinglike.  These monsters are super friendly and super hairy, some had stylin hair and others didnt.

Elephant Kings

The Bali heat was like a sucker punch to the face, So having aircon is a MUST in all hotels.  This trip we were staying in 4-5 star hotels and walking into these rooms from the heat was like entering a huge fridge, refreshing.  Our first stay was at an elephant safari park and it was rad.