BEER REVIEW

Second!

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BEER REVIEW

Saturday Afternoon Imperial Fisting!

Saturday, March 3, 2012

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Brewery: Dark Star Brewing Co.

Make: Black Beer

Volume: 10.5%

Per unit: £3.50

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Whoa.

Bold, Brutal, Benevolent, this is hot shit. Jesus! This one bites with all force. the first few sips really re-arranges the taste buds and shows you who's boss. The top flavour initiates as harsh but not unpleasant. No subtleness here. Darth Vader of dark ales. Evil, but you like him.

This Sussex Saxon slices and dices, right to the core. You need to have some balls to stomach this all. It will take some time to get through. This is a single session of madness. It's a relentless adventure from sobriety into its intoxicating grip. You must experience this monster!

The quality is not set aside form its strength, however. The deep flavours once it warms to the palm really come out. It's really an adapted tasting beer, needing a little experience to break its spell. The black magic really comes down to wonderful and captivating depth. It really comes close to imperial stouts. It's a fine comestible and deserves to be on the table on special occasions – for the blokes to faf' over … When the get drunk.

Amidst the initial, this brew has a lot to offer for the budding specialist and enjoyer of random concoctions. This has to be in the list to drink once in your life. You might compare it with Australia's own Moorilla Estates Moo Brew, Imperial Stout that conjures a damage to the pocket of $25! Get in and enjoy.

Brew love, Represent.

Intoxicationator: 1 will determine the decision for dinner. Steak.

Dangerscale: 57/100

"Boomtasim – like an orgasm that hurts"

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Song Listened too whilst consumed: "No Replica"Freestylers

Enjoy Responsibly (or not).

- Lore Danger, 3rd March, 2012

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BEER REVIEW

A First for this year!

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BEER REVIEW

Saturday Afternoon Surfs up with CoCoNut Porter!

Saturday, March 3, 2012

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Brewery: Maui Brewing Co.

Make: Coconut porter

Volume: 6.0%

Per unit: £4.00

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Surfin' some chocolate waves, out'a the tine tubular!

Subtle flavours tease the senses. It's a typical appearance for a porter. However, don't let that deceive you! Out of a can!? Aloha! Boom! A fantastic, smooth achievement rom out hawaiian beer lovers/brewers!

Intertwined with a great, rich body, with a silky smooth finito. It's not rich in overwhelming flavours, like you'd get with most porters. Some beer analysts might not rate this, but I do. I enjoy it. Good brew to sit back and look at the clouds go by. I'm in London, not Hawaii! All the girls have a full set of clothes on. They look good, but it's not like the beach prowess.

This brew perfectly combo's another one! As you get to your last mouth full, all the flavours fall into place and make a little sense. Malty, sweet, relative subtlety overtures of caramel and the local ingredient that makes this porter unique, mashing in a woody tone of coconut.

Now it's your turn! Get some!

Intoxicationator: 1-2 will make the first step for your journey.

Dangerscale: 65/100

"you gotta be nuts to no go coconuts."

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Song Listened too whilst consumed: "Tenderoni"(Proxy Distort Remix) - Chromeo

Enjoy Responsibly (or not).

- Lore Danger, 3rd March, 2012

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5BPA BEER!

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BEER REVIEW

Friday Morning with 5BPA.

Friday, October 28, 2011

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Brewery: Odell Brewing Co.

Make: Pale Ale

Volume: 5.2%

Per unit: £3.00

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B4 B5?

Nothing. 5 Barrel Pale ale is the shit! Bomb-tastic mouth-gazim! This Pale Ale rules. I'm not sure what the Americans are up too, but they are on the right track with this dribble. It has this fresh smell about it and beckons to be in you. Pleasing your senses all the way down. Once it's entered your stomach canal it gives out such a satisfaction and an overwhelming feeling of belonging.

The happy Hoppy flavour gives you a smile right up. It's oily and wonderfully floral mix runs all the way over the tongue pallet. I'm a big fan of this style of beer that's brewed by the Americans. It's a superb beer.

This is a great session/party beer. It'd be best enjoyed meeting new people and them going "Hey, what's that beer?" and you saying, "Well, Lore Danger introduced it to me via is reviews and he said it tasted great. So, I thought i'd give it a try." So that's the extent of it, really. I suggest you go out and grab yourself a box of this beauty-brew and have a good time with friends, family and such.

The finishing sip is a golden one making you long for more… and I think that's what i'm going to do. So, I'll be back for another review later. After this brew, this is what I recommend you – 5BPA.

Crack one open!

Intoxicationator: Get some cash and throw it at your local importer. 24? Oh yeah!

Dangerscale: 90/100

"Fuck me, Barrel me, and feed me beer!"

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Song Listened too whilst consumed: "I'm In The House (feat. [[[zuper blahq]]]) (Grandtheft Remix) - Steve Aoki."

Enjoy Responsibly (or not).

- Lore Danger, 28th October, 2011

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