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BEER REVIEW
Wednesday Evening with Quad-Damage!
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
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Brewery: La Trappe
Make: Quadrupel, Trapist, Koningshoeven
Volume: 10%
Per unit: £3.75
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Id Software would be proud: Quad-Damage!
As soon as you open the bottle you can smell this beauty.
Malty as fuck.
You think to yourself: A beer with such high percentage of alcoholic volume it will rip your socks off and feed them back to you through your mouth. Well, it does, but in a sexy, smooth way. It sits on your tongue as if it was on a vacation; Enjoying every moment and meeting and greeting each taste bud, wowing each and everyone of those little buds.
Great, smooth and jizzable.
There is not much nose to this, so I feel that it's more of a "Get-it-in-your-mouth" Beer. Obviously don't smash it like a can of Harn-Ice, but more enjoy each well measured-by-the-tilt sip. I live hyphens. However, leaving it to sit after a few minutes from your first couple of sits is imperative. This is where the flavours all come out to play (like Loki). You have menacing sweetness with a overture of quality bitter. I feel confused after each sip, as they are all reacting differently.
The smell I mentioned before reminds you that it's a high percentage beer. Arid and eye watering (a little bit). The golden-brown evils that seep its way out of this contrasted bottle are a little unbelievable. It's so full of flavour that somewhat can be explained but is welcomed by my body.
The presentation and colour of the beer is murky like water in India, but is perfect like the Women in Germany (the ones that bring you beer). Not even half-way down the glass of dreams i'm feeling change in the mind. It's making me want to get something to eat, but nothing so substantial. I honestly feel, coming from a seaside, I would love to taste octopus tentacles and crab meat with some beetroot puree and mango relish/chutney. Yeah, but It's not going to happen for me here in London. So, i've got some cheap chocolate. It does well, but nowhere near.
When you get a little ballsy, you take the bigger swig and understand the overwhelming power of this quad-fist-beer. A quadruple will get you. The high is mellow, smooth and exciting. It's excelling my dopamine and releasing some much needed serotonin to give me this grin so uncontrollable. Still sweet and malty, completely enjoyable and making me want to sing along to J5. This is a happy beer and it's all welcome to the cheer.
I've recently gotten back into drinking quality beer and it's ruined my taste for any draught beer in pubs. So, be warned, you'll hate normal and crave quality-unique. So, head down to your local boutique beer garden and get a stein of real shit and hit it in concession. Or keep reading my notes and enjoy with recommendation.
Enjoyed all the way down the glass. Don't underestimate the power of this drop. Because if you drink too much you will, er', drop. Party drink for sure! Get some!
Intoxicationator: 2-3 for yo' party!
Dangerscale: 80/100
"I got fragged by this killer."
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Song Listened too whilst consumed: "Great Expectations - Jurassic 5."
Enjoy Responsibly (or not).
- Lore Danger, 19th October, 2011
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