Saturday, October 15, 2011

The Human Cannonball! Beer Review.

**Notice!**
I'm excited to be back on track! I've been busy and away for a while. I've gotten on to a new list of brews and back to review them! I've got some top notch blasters coming up. Stay tuned and save your pennies for these crackers! Sorry again for the long delay. I still care, but London has stepped on my sleeping pattern. Anyway, Enjoy the newest addition to the Beer Reviews from yours truly. Jump!
- Lore Danger


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BEER REVIEW
Friday Evening with the Human Cannonball!
Friday, October 14, 2011

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Brewery: Magic Rock Brewing
Make: Double India Pale Ale
Volume: 9.2%
Per unit: £3.25

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Double Trouble!

Without a second thought I knew I'd be in for a douse. If Double doesn't mean anything, then what the? First impressions on your face is the smell. The aromatic and equally pungent hoppy punch, gets you right between the eyes. Then for the kisser, it fills the whole mouth with a ripe invasion of flavour and alcohol.

After a few sips I already feel like the human cannonball. It feeds on your insecurity and the negligence. You become educated into why this brew is called what it is. POW! In your mouth. The malty flavours are powerful.

Sometimes in brews like this the flavours can be too much. However, Magic Rock Brewing have made the magical recipe for this devilishly potent drop. It works. It's strong and it's fucking tasty!

It's not really a session beer, but it's be fantastic in a tasting of cheese and assortments of spicy breads. The feeling I get from this clever concoction is that they are trying to appeal to the younger and artistic market. The Label and presentation of this bottle is grand and shiny. If you like funky graphics and silver reflection, this presentation is sure to please. Then, to the most important, the amber liquid that's inside: It's sure to blow your socks off and introduce your taste-buds into the worlds of doubling up!

The Human Cannonball is a fine example from M.R.B. and has pleased. It's best enjoyed chilled at around 5-6 degrees celsius, then taken from the fridge to sit on the bench for 5 minutes and popped open and poured frantically into your favourite vessel. Drink up, smell it. It's good. It's Smooth and tasty.

It gets a big thumbs up from me. If you can get your hands on this baby, please get yourself a bottle or two! It was a pleasure.

Intoxicationator: 1-3 would be enough!

Dangerscale: 75/100

"I felt like the Human Cannonball after this brew: Blasted."

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Song Listened too whilst consumed: "Green Bottle (Original Mix) - Feed Me."

Enjoy Responsibly (or not).

- Lore Danger, 14th October, 2011

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