FLIFFIN' FRIDAYS

WETHELOONS proudly welcomes Julius Fliffing Fliffer to the team.

Every Friday Jules will be giving us tip on how to keep it fliff.

FLIFFIN FO CHUMPS Tip 1 "fatten that wallet"

So you wanna roll with the big dogs but you ain't got no fliff. Stop being a chump here's a fliff tip. 

First off You need to fatten that fliff sack. Nothin worse than a skinny ass wallet, even if you are Rollin with a pineapple. Start breaking that shit up. I recommend dividing your money by 20 (minimum) so for $100 you have 20 x 5's and you start lookin fliff when you open the sack. Even if you are hell poor put dat shit into coin form. Start using 5 cent pieces. Your pants will be hanging past your knees you be ballin so hard. 

When you in a store start dumping handfuls of coins onto the counter repeating "NOT EVEN COUNTING IT NOT EVEN COUNTING IT". Start keeping your receipts. Nothing is fliffier than a fat ass fliff sack stacked with shit you already fliffed on. If girls see you dumping coins out of a wallet Stacked with receipts they be frothing. If you don't have receipts just fill it with your bills or some shit. So basically, Don't Jenny Craig your fliff sack with pineapples, and take a shower you smell like shit.