Tip 2 "make it known"
If you followed tip 1 you should now be fliffin with a pocket fulla change and receipts. You are ready for the next stage! Let people know how much money (volume not necessarily street worth) you got! Riddle me this... If a man fliffs and nobody sees it, does he really fliff? Sounds like he's chumpin to me! And 101 rule for life is that Chicks dump chumps. Here's how to get noticed:
Laugh louder
Laugh and laugh extremely loud whenever possible. Girls love funny guys and if you laugh all the time you are obviously thinking of some pretty funny shit and they are intrigued. A good example is to go into a store. Skip the line and place ya items on the counter. Say "how much is this shit?" when the store manager responds laugh long and as loud as possible. Proceed to dump a handful of 5 centaz on the counter while repeating "not even counting it". Bust a 180 and Proceed to leave the store WITHOUT the item. Two reasons: firstly, you paid the guy $1.15 and secondly it looks like you fliff so often you forgot as soon as you emptied your fliff sack. On your way out of the store kick something over.
If you followed tip 1 you should now be fliffin with a pocket fulla change and receipts. You are ready for the next stage! Let people know how much money (volume not necessarily street worth) you got! Riddle me this... If a man fliffs and nobody sees it, does he really fliff? Sounds like he's chumpin to me! And 101 rule for life is that Chicks dump chumps. Here's how to get noticed:
Laugh louder
Laugh and laugh extremely loud whenever possible. Girls love funny guys and if you laugh all the time you are obviously thinking of some pretty funny shit and they are intrigued. A good example is to go into a store. Skip the line and place ya items on the counter. Say "how much is this shit?" when the store manager responds laugh long and as loud as possible. Proceed to dump a handful of 5 centaz on the counter while repeating "not even counting it". Bust a 180 and Proceed to leave the store WITHOUT the item. Two reasons: firstly, you paid the guy $1.15 and secondly it looks like you fliff so often you forgot as soon as you emptied your fliff sack. On your way out of the store kick something over.
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