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BEER REVIEW
Saturday session with The Kernel
Saturday, July 16, 2011
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Brewery: London Brewery "The Kernel" 1856
Make: Imperial Brown Stout
Volume: 10.1%
Per unit: £3.80
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The low-down
This beer is not for the weak. I thought i'd like to mention this before you think to go out and crack one open. It's designed for men, barbarians and vikings alike. Yes, I know the pompous English make it, but it delivers a whirlwind of flavour and haymakers. Truly men, these English Brewers.
If you like chocolate, espresso, and burnt stuff, then this is your stout! It's a strong, rich and plentiful experience. Already, just in two minutes of drinking it, it's started to pull some brain strings. It's a brut, it's hardcore, and it tastes so dam good.
When poured into the glass of mayhem it resembles a freshly brewed espresso. Deceptive and heavy, like Kerry King, it will shred you slowly and brutally. Weighing in at a hefty 10.1% this is sure to make your dreams as fucked up as mine.
The drunken value was more intense during my snooze. Dreams distorted into me running away from a mutant hyena. Not sure if it was the beers fault or i'm twisted? However, London Brewery's 'The Kernel' is a cracker of a drop and should be on the list to do if ever in London. I think you'd be lucky to find it in any beer merchant stores in Australia or America.
Intoxicationator: 1 will be plenty. There is no way you can sit up all night and drink these monsters. Plays with your mind.
Dangerscale: 72.5/100
"Give it a go, you pussy."
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Song Listened too whilst consumed: "On the road again" Willie Nelson
Enjoy Responsibly (or not).
- Lore Danger, 16th July, 2011
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