Friday, July 8, 2011

FLIFFIN FRIDAYS



FLIFF TIP 5 - CASE STUDY

So your a fucking chump I get it wah wah go cry to ya Mama because you ain't getting any sympathy from this Boss Pedigree aka Bobby fliffer. shut ya trap and fatten that sack because it's time to make change. This isnt so much of a tip but a case study so How about you just Riddle me this.. Just riddle me this..

Who is richer Steve jobs or bill gates?

Dunno the answer, but who fliffs harder?

Fucking bill gates does of course. He's throwing down Chang like sultan. Steve jobs ain't nothing but a rich chump. He has so much fliff but no fleeze steeze.

So errbody is having a SHITFIT over iToyz right now.

Cool story.

Because Bill gates doesnt give a shit.

Bill gates doesn't have an iPhone. Bill gates doesn't know what that is or give a fuck.

Bill gates made EXCEL.

He made EXCEL so chumps like steve jobs can keep track of they Money.

Bill gates doesnt use EXCEL because Bill gates doesnt count shit. He fliffs and fliffs HARD. He has no TIME for other shit.

so riddle me that chump.

Go Buy an iPad. Rave about macs vs pcs. Buy a turtle neck, square glasses And regurgitate shit like 'it just fits in with my life' while drinking your free trade light soy mocca fuckacino latte. sync itunes with your iphone and download bird games. Bill gates wont give the tiniest fuck. Hell be up in his mansion playing minesweeper. learn from bill gates, the OG fliffer.

Plug and play homie.

Sent from my iPhone

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